Lime Crime Exposed

This has to be the tackiest garbage ever introduced to the make-up world. I have no problem with entrepreneurial women learning how to press their own make-up and branding their own style, but this is about as pathetic as it gets. It's seriously akin to applying cold, greasy, slimy excrement to your flesh; inherently poisoning your face.
If being a terrible, poorly developed, poorly pressed, poorly packaged and poorly branded product isn't enough, the color selection is absolutely putrid. Oh, and seriously, a fucking unicorn? The best way to describe this shit would be to eat as much dry Lucky Charms as I possibly could and then forcing myself to vomit it back up and, finally, taking a picture of that vomit and tweeting it to my friends. Maybe if I throw up all over a unicorn it'll make it look more appealing.
Lime Crime is a prime example of what happens when a creative cunt buys cheap sweatshop make-up from China and slaps a pretty sticker on it with some fancy pictures on her website of herself taken by her incestuous, brother-husband. In reality, she's a M.U.A. wannabe with a youtube education and a passion for gypping people.
Anyways, perhaps I'm being harsh, but let me explain to you how Lime Crime works. It's no secret in the make-up world you can get just about anything from sweatshops in China and brand it as your own. You can even buy your own pigments and press the make-up yourself and just about every awful, gaudy color is available. You just have to know where to look. Well, Doe Deere, which is obviously not her real name, knows where to look. Oddly enough, Deere also claims to hail from New York but "her" contact information listed under "her" domain registration seems to point toward the other side of the country in California. Of course, that's probably just her hosting provider's information because Lime Crime is nothing more than a little homepage with some third party shopping software and an dime-a-dozen domain name forward. Neat, huh?
So who the fuck is Doe Deere? So far, all I've learned about him or her is that they are a self-proclaimed, fetal alcohol surviving, incestuous Russian immigrant that has insisted they will sue anyone that talks about their terrible make-up and their even more terrible customer service. They even managed to scare poor little Jessica L. with their gestapo nonsense.
In short, the plain fact is, Doe Deere is a complete fraud and their childish, bully tactics about anyone who expresses opinion regarding their creamy, packaged, sewage is getting really old, really quick.
Seriously, if you ever read this, you misguided twat nigger, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a fuck about your rebranded, Chinese sweatshop import.